Day 2-- Corduroy

Day two and I have already found my first "uh uh, not gonna happen" look.

Corduroy.



I discovered this little fad while reading "Seventeen", right between the tweed sweaters and feather jackets. This just shows that you can never trust a fashion magazine.


I mean really, Corduroy?

It is just one of those things that works great in theory, but not so much in the real world.

Sure, they may be warm but trust me, they 'swoosh' every time you move your legs, and they tend to make most people gain five pounds just by putting them on.
And worst of all, they lose their shape. Pretty soon your favourite pair of cord jeans will look like this.



Pretty bad. (And that is just the top half)

For everyone who goes out and buys everything they see in a magazine, think about this.
If a fashion magazine told you to rip out your intestines and tie them to your hair, would you?

Yes, corduroy is that bad.

In conclusion.

Corduroy belongs on a bear; and no where else.

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~~Hateful Pixie of Corduroy

2 days gone.
20 to go.